A Woman Answers The Phone





woman answers her phone

A woman answers her phone and a pervert breathes: have you got a tight, hairy twat? She replies: Yes, he’s on the sofa, did you want to speak to him?

Dictionary: twat ‘noun’ – a person regarded as stupid or obnoxious.







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