I Have 5 Fingers!

I have five fingers

Reasons why I have FIVE fingers: My PINKY finger for my best friend and promisses I’ll never break. My RING finger for the special guy when the time is right. My MIDDLE finger for those mean girls who push me to far. My POINTER finger to pick out my beloved family members, and lastly my THUMB to show the rest of the world that I’m okay!

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