Your Eyes are Red!

Cop said, Your eyes are red.

Yesterday a cop pulled me over and said, Your eyes are red. Have you been drinking?. So I replied, Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating DONUTS?. So we both laughed and laughed… Now I need BAIL MONEY.

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